February 2012
74 posts
I make your iPod hotter than a lighter would.
“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...”
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral”
(source: npr)
lynthedarkbitch:
berserkerboy ha risposto al tuo post : We can all agree on something at least: babies are hateable
Lyn you know I love you but hating babies is ridiculous.
no way babies are so awful, they’re ugly they smell bad they make TERRIBLE NOISES that set off my anxiety and they poop and puke all over everything. HAET BABIES.
NOPE. They’re cute and they smell like small human...
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Lol fuck
I dreamed last night that Leah and I exchanged “I love you”s last night for the first time (I’ve been wanting to tell her that I do but I haven’t yet) and I saw that she was online when I woke up, almost told her “again” and then realized that it was a dream. Stupid brain.
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We rocked Break Stuff at the Gerund last night →
i had the strangest dream last night.
cursingjarvey:
me, josh, and sean were driving down a highway over a large body of water, and the pavement was crumbling and collapsing beneath us. sean was driving and was doing his best to not drive off an edge and plummet into the water. we did, and before we hit the water, we were standing, with no jeep in sight, on the top of a hill with perfect view of the dying highway. we were baffled....
Greatest day ever. I totally have a new girlfriend and I’m completely insane about her :)
Edit: oh yeah, and I am drunk.
Tomorrow is gonna be amazing
Cooking a romantic dinner for Leah and I (rack of lamb with red wine sauce), since we can’t see each other on actual valentine’s day, and then she’s meeting my closest friends. I can’t wait to see her :)
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My thoughts on the "friend zone" issue:
put on your big boy/girl pants and tell him/her that you think of him/her. If you’re as great a person as you’re telling the whole world you are on tumblr and shit, that person will probably give it a shot.
Edit: some people feel that the issue stems from a sense of entitlement, i.e. “I’m a great guy so I deserve her,” but that’s not the problem with most...
